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A Burger Puppy

Done in 2016.

Burger puppies are otherwise ordinary puppies with an unusual skill of creating burgers that look like they came straight from commercials and tastes just as good. Apparently they appear in public kitchens should the places be at least relatively clean, safe, unoccupied from humans and other beings and fully supplied with ingredients.

Before now, the idea of burger puppies was a common rumor/joke among several restaurants and taverns in the United States and England. Some people, however, took it seriously and tried to summon burger puppies for years by installing dog doors and leaving dog food out in the open, usually resulting in pest infestation.

In this picture, this golden retriever puppy (allegedly) created a special Two-Fat-Cow-Meat Slamburger in a kitchen at a "New Safari" Tavern, which excited locals and angered a bunch of lesser skilled kitchen employees.