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Sayori Clock Specifications

Price: $285
Type: Desktop Digital-Analog Alarm Clock/Assistant(?)/Speaker
Features: Advice, Companionship, General Entertainment, 3-Level Brightness Display, Up To 20 Sets Of Alarms (write her a schedule), Audible Time-Teller, 12/24 Hr Display, Home Invasion Security (she will scream and cry), Annoyance, Mandatory Snooze Mode
Battery: Junk Food and Solar Power (Panel is found on her back)

Cautions and Concerns:
-Do not attempt to illegally modify the Sayori Clock by any means, including verbal abuse.
-The Sayori Clock will sometimes snooze longer than expected even without your input. This is a feature.
-The Sayori Clock may also tell the wrong time and time impossible in reality (76:00am, 43:00 pm, meanie:00am, etc.) This is a feature.
-Food may be missing and crumbs may be present on the Sayori Clock. Those two oddities are a coincidence.
-The Sayori Clock works best in occupied spaces (living rooms, classrooms, etc.)
-Do not leave the Sayori Clock unintended for more than an hour. Get a pet.